Positive Affirmations (Also Known as Self-Delusion)

This baby will be born two weeks late and I am perfectly OK with that fact.
This baby will be born two weeks late and I am perfectly OK with that fact.
This baby will be born two weeks late and I am perfectly OK with that fact.
This baby will be born two weeks late and I am perfectly OK with that fact.
This baby will be born two weeks late and I am perfectly OK with that fact.

There, I feel better now. (No, I really don't but I think these things don't take effect right away)